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Women & Their Weiners - Dog Mom Hoodie

Women & Their Weiners - Dog Mom Hoodie

Show off your dachshund pride with our Women & Their Weiners Hoodie: a soft, eco-friendly blend perfect for every dog mom.
$52.95
ColorBlack

Hoodie Size Chart

U.S. Size Guide

Legend: A = Body Length • B = Chest to Fit • C = Sleeve Length (from center back)

  A (in) B (in) C (in)
S 26 ¾ 33–36 25 ¼
M 28 ⅜ 37–39 ¾ 25 ¾
L 29 ⅛ 41–42 ⅞ 26 ⅜
XL 29 ⅞ 43 ¾–45 ⅝ 27
2XL 30 ¾ 46 ⅞–48 ⅞ 27 ½
3XL 31 ½ 50–53 28 ⅜
4XL 32 ¼ 54–57 29 ⅛
5XL 33 ⅛ 58–61 29 ¾

 

Chest Width

Measured across the chest one inch below armhole when laid flat.

Sleeve Length (From Center Back)

Measure from center back neck to shoulder point to sleeve hem.

Body Length at Back

Measured from high point shoulder to finished hem at back.

E.U. Size Guide

  A (cm) B (cm) C (cm)
S 68 83.8–91.4 64
M 72 94–101 65.5
L 74 104–109 67
XL 76 111–116 68.6
2XL 78 119–124 70
3XL 80 127–134.6 72
4XL 82 137.2–144.8 74
5XL 84 147.3–155 75.5
Details

Celebrate Your Dachshund Love in Style!

If you're a woman who loves her wiener, then this cozy Women & Their Weiners - Dog Mom Hoodie is perfect for you! Made from a soft blend of 50% organic cotton and 50% recycled polyester, this hoodie will keep you warm on brisk days and cool nights. Choose your size and color, then Add to Cart before they're sold out!

Funny Clothes for Dog Mom: Women & Their Weiners Hoodie

✓ Cozy Comfort: Crafted from 9oz brushed fleece fabric for a soft, pill-resistant finish.

✓ Stylish Design: Features a two-ply hood and set-in sleeves with rib knit cuffs and waistband.

✓ Functional Features: Includes a front pouch pocket for your essentials.

✓ Versatile Sizing: Available in sizes Small to 5XL, ensuring a perfect fit for every dog mom.
Shipping & Returns

Your Women & Their Weiners - Dog Mom Hoodie ships out quickly and safely, packed with care and a little NuKrypton magic. ✨

🌍 Shipping Rates

  • U.S.: Starts at $4.95 + $1.50 per additional item
  • Canada: Starts at $6.95 + $2.00 per additional item
  • Worldwide: Starts at $8.95 + $3.00 per additional item

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💫 Free Shipping

✔ Free U.S. shipping on orders over $50
✔ Free worldwide shipping on orders over $100

🔄 Returns

Not in love with your Women & Their Weiners - Dog Mom Hoodie? No worries. Return any unused item in its original packaging within 90 days for a full refund (minus shipping).

Refunds are processed within 48 hours after inspection.

For all the details, head over to our Returns Policy.
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🚀 Here's why you can feel great about picking up a Women & Their Weiners - Dog Mom Hoodie from us:

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Celebrate Your Dachshund Love in Style

This cozy Women & Their Weiners - Dog Mom Hoodie is made from a soft blend of 50% organic cotton and 50% recycled polyester, perfect for keeping warm while showcasing your love for dachshunds.

Cozy Comfort with Functional Features

Crafted from 9oz brushed fleece fabric, this hoodie features a two-ply hood and a front pouch pocket, ensuring both style and practicality for everyday wear.

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Inclusive Sizing for Every Dog Mom

Available in sizes Small to 5XL, this hoodie is designed to provide a comfortable fit for all dog moms, making it a great addition to any wardrobe.

ColorBlack

Hoodie Size Chart

U.S. Size Guide

Legend: A = Body Length • B = Chest to Fit • C = Sleeve Length (from center back)

  A (in) B (in) C (in)
S 26 ¾ 33–36 25 ¼
M 28 ⅜ 37–39 ¾ 25 ¾
L 29 ⅛ 41–42 ⅞ 26 ⅜
XL 29 ⅞ 43 ¾–45 ⅝ 27
2XL 30 ¾ 46 ⅞–48 ⅞ 27 ½
3XL 31 ½ 50–53 28 ⅜
4XL 32 ¼ 54–57 29 ⅛
5XL 33 ⅛ 58–61 29 ¾

 

Chest Width

Measured across the chest one inch below armhole when laid flat.

Sleeve Length (From Center Back)

Measure from center back neck to shoulder point to sleeve hem.

Body Length at Back

Measured from high point shoulder to finished hem at back.

E.U. Size Guide

  A (cm) B (cm) C (cm)
S 68 83.8–91.4 64
M 72 94–101 65.5
L 74 104–109 67
XL 76 111–116 68.6
2XL 78 119–124 70
3XL 80 127–134.6 72
4XL 82 137.2–144.8 74
5XL 84 147.3–155 75.5

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Here's A Few Common Questions & Answers About The Women & Their Weiners - Dog Mom Hoodie

What material is the Women & Their Weiners - Dog Mom Hoodie made from?

The hoodie is crafted from a soft blend of 50% organic cotton and 50% recycled polyester, ensuring both comfort and eco-friendliness.
What sizes are available for this hoodie?

The Women & Their Weiners - Dog Mom Hoodie is available in sizes Small to 5XL, providing options for every dog mom.
How should I care for my hoodie?

To maintain the quality, machine wash in cold water and tumble dry on low heat.
What is your return policy for this product?

If you are unsatisfied, you can return any unwashed and unworn item for a full refund within 90 days of purchase, excluding shipping charges.
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