Men & Their Weiners - Dog Dad Hoodie
Men & Their Weiners - Dog Dad Hoodie
- Cozy Dachshund Love in Every Stitch
- Eco-Friendly Comfort with a Purpose
- Perfect Fit for Every Dog Dad
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🐾 Embrace Your Dachshund Devotion with Style! 🐶
If you're used to playing with your weiner in public, then this cool Men & Their Weiners - Dog Dad Hoodie is just for you! Perfect for dog dads and dachshund enthusiasts alike, this hoodie is crafted from a cozy blend of 50% organic cotton and 50% recycled polyester, keeping you warm on brisk days and cool nights while showcasing your love for your furry friend.
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🌟 Why You'll Love the Funny Dachshund Hoodie - Real Men Play With Their Weiners
✓ Eco-Friendly Material: Made from a blend of 50% organic cotton and 50% recycled polyester, this hoodie is not only soft and cozy but also promotes sustainability.
✓ Brushed Fleece Fabric: Experience ultimate comfort with the brushed fleece that feels great against your skin.
✓ Raglan Sleeves: Designed for a modern casual style, allowing for easy movement and a relaxed fit.
✓ Convenient Kangaroo Pocket: Keep your hands warm or store your essentials in the stylish front pocket.
✓ Variety of Colors & Sizes: Available from Small to 5XL, ensuring a perfect fit for every dachshund dad.
✓ Perfect Dachshund Daddy Gift: An ideal present for any dachshund lover, making it a great choice for birthdays or special occasions.
✓ Easy Care: Keep your hoodie looking newer longer by machine washing cold, gentle cycle, and line drying for lasting quality.
SHIPPING & RETURNS
SHIPPING & RETURNS
Every NuKrypton shirt, hoodie, or outfit is printed just for you, with a hint of star dust. ✨ Your Men & Their Weiners - Dog Dad Hoodie takes about 3--5 business days to print and prep.
Shipping estimates post-production:
- U.S.: 5--7 business days
- Canada: 7--14 business days
- Worldwide: 7--21 business days
📦 Shipping Costs
- U.S.: Starts at $5.95 + $1.50 per additional item
- Canada: Starts at $7.95 + $2.00 per additional item
- Worldwide: Starts at $9.95 + $3.00 per additional item
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🚀 Free Shipping
- U.S. orders over $50 = free shipping
- International orders over $100 = free shipping
🔁 Returns & Exchanges
Didn't vibe with your Men & Their Weiners - Dog Dad Hoodie? Return unwashed, unworn items within 90 days for a full refund (minus shipping).
Full return details in our Returns Policy.
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BUY WITH CONFIDENCE
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🌟 Quality Guaranteed: Great materials, crafted to impress.
👍 90-Day Returns: Not vibing with it? Send it back, no stress.
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Hoodie Size Chart
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
Chest Width | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 32 |
Sleeve Length | 34 1/8 | 35 1/8 | 36 1/8 | 37 1/8 | 37 5/8 | 38 1/8 | 38 5/8 |
Body Length at Back | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 |
CHEST WIDTH
Measured across the chest one inch below armhole when laid flat.
SLEEVE LENGTH
Start at center of neck and measure down shoulder, down sleeve to hem.
BODY LENGTH AT BACK
Measured from high point shoulder to finished hem at back.

Cozy Dachshund Love in Every Stitch
This hoodie is crafted from a sustainable blend of 50% organic cotton and 50% recycled polyester, providing warmth and comfort while showcasing your love for dachshunds. Perfect for chilly days or lounging at home.

Eco-Friendly Comfort with a Purpose
Enjoy the soft brushed fleece interior that feels great against your skin, while also supporting eco-conscious fashion choices. This hoodie is designed to keep you cozy and stylish.
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Perfect Fit for Every Dog Dad
Available in sizes Small to 5XL, this hoodie features modern raglan sleeves and a convenient kangaroo pocket, ensuring a relaxed fit that’s perfect for any dog dad.
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Here's A Few Common Questions & Answers About The Men & Their Weiners - Dog Dad Hoodie
What material is the Men & Their Weiners - Dog Dad Hoodie made from?
The hoodie is crafted from a cozy blend of 50% organic cotton and 50% recycled polyester, ensuring both comfort and eco-friendliness.
What sizes are available for this hoodie?
The hoodie is available in a wide range of sizes from Small to 5XL, accommodating various body types.
How should I care for my hoodie?
To maintain the quality, machine wash in cold water on a gentle cycle and line dry for best results.
What is your return/exchange policy?
We offer a hassle-free return and exchange policy within 90 days of purchase, provided the item is unworn and in its original condition.

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