About Us

When extra-terrestrials visit Earth on vacation, they like to blend in... but not *too* much. They still want to flex their super style with cool tees, cozy hoodies, and gifts that say, "Yes, my humor is niche. Thank you for noticing."

That's why they shop at NuKrypton, the most popular shopping mall in their star system.

No, but really... 😂😂😂

Welcome to NuKrypton

NuKrypton was founded in 2014 by Vikki Carter, an admitted nerd. Some have suggested she may be from another planet or galaxy.

Which honestly explains the intro.

We create funny, sarcastic designs for apparel and gifts. We started with the goal of making cool tees for guys and gals (and everyone in between), made to order, at affordable prices.

Since our early days as NuKrypton Tees, we’ve expanded into more corners of the NuKrypton “mall,” including hoodies, sweatshirts, totes, drinkware, home goods, and more.

Also known as: NuKrypton Tees, NuKrypton Shops, and NuKryptonDotCom (same universe, same store).

Find The Perfect Gift

Inspired by pop culture, movies, music, and the delightful chaos of the internet, our designs make great gifts for sports fans, animal lovers, geeks, healthcare heroes, and anyone whose personality is at least 30% memes.

Some designs are original creations from the NuKrypton crew. Others are curated by our designated NK Style Curators...because taste is a team sport.

How NuKrypton Orders Work

Most items are made to order. That helps us keep things fresh and niche, without stocking a warehouse full of "maybe someone wants this."

Processing: typically 3--5 business days
U.S. delivery: typically 5--7 days after processing (USPS + season dependent)
Returns: eligible unwashed/unworn items within 90 days (see policy)
Custom/personalized items: final sale once production beginsIf your item arrives damaged/defective or there's an error in personalization caused by us, contact us within 7 days of delivery and we'll remake or replace it at no extra charge.