Tax Deduction Kiss - Accountant Love Hoodie
Tax Deduction Kiss - Accountant Love Hoodie
- Eco-Friendly Humor for Accountants
- Embrace Comfort with Style
- Customize Your Cosmic Look Today
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🌌 Unlock the Cosmic Wonders of Accountancy with This Playful Hoodie! 🌼
Are you ready to embrace your offbeat sense of humor with style? Then this "Sleep With An Accountant - It's Tax-Deductible" hoodie is just for you!
Perfect for accountants or anyone who enjoys a good laugh, this hoodie is crafted from a cozy blend of 50% organic cotton and 50% recycled polyester, providing comfort and sustainability while showcasing your witty side.
Choose your size and color, then Add to Cart before they vanish into the cosmos! 🌿
✨ Why You'll Love the "Sleep With An Accountant" Hoodie:
✓ Eco-Friendly Material: Made from 50% organic cotton and 50% recycled polyester, this hoodie combines softness and sustainability.
✓ Playful and Humorous: Boasting a cheeky design, it's sure to spark laughter and conversations wherever you go.
✓ Ultimate Comfort: Experience the soft brushed fleece, perfect for keeping you warm on chilly nights and cool days.
✓ Vibrant Graphics: Featuring a bold red lipstick print and eye-catching typography that stands out.
✓ Variety of Colors and Sizes: Available from Small to 5XL, ensuring a perfect fit for every unique individual.
✓ Easy Care: Maintain its new look by machine washing cold, gentle cycle, and line drying.
Embark on a journey to add a playful twist to the mundane with this dynamic "Sleep With An Accountant" hoodie! 🌱
SHIPPING & RETURNS
SHIPPING & RETURNS
At NuKrypton, every order is made with care to ensure you receive your Tax Deduction Kiss - Accountant Love Hoodie in stellar condition. ✨
🚚 Production & Shipping Times
Your Tax Deduction Kiss - Accountant Love Hoodie is crafted on demand, with production taking approximately 3-5 business days. After processing, shipping times are as follows:
- United States: Standard shipping typically takes 5-7 business days. 🇺🇸
- Canada: Expect delivery within 7-14 business days. 🇨🇦
- Worldwide: International orders may take 7-21 business days depending on the destination. 🌍
💸 Shipping Costs
We offer competitive shipping rates:
- United States: $5.95 for the first item and $1.50 for each additional item.
- Canada: $7.95 for the first item and $2.00 for each additional item.
- Worldwide: $9.95 for the first item and $3.00 for each additional item.
🚀 Free Shipping: U.S. orders of $50 or more qualify for free standard shipping, and international orders enjoy free shipping on purchases over $100.
🔄 Returns & Exchanges
If you are not completely satisfied with your Tax Deduction Kiss - Accountant Love Hoodie, we offer a hassle-free return and exchange policy. Simply return any unwashed and unworn item within 90 days of purchase for a full refund (less shipping costs).
For more information, please visit our Returns Policy.
BUY WITH CONFIDENCE
BUY WITH CONFIDENCE
At NuKrypton, we pride ourselves on offering a shopping experience that's truly out of this world. 🚀
Here's why you can feel confident purchasing your Tax Deduction Kiss - Accountant Love Hoodie from us:
- 🌟 Top-Notch Quality: Every item is made with premium materials and crafted with care. Your Tax Deduction Kiss - Accountant Love Hoodie will arrive looking and feeling amazing.
- 👍 Customer-Centric Policies: We back all our products with a hassle-free, 90-day return and exchange policy. If you're not completely satisfied, we've got your back!
- ⚡ Fast & Reliable Shipping: Our production and shipping processes are designed to get your order to you quickly, with real-time tracking available for every purchase.
- 💯 Satisfaction Guarantee: If something isn't perfect, let us know, and we'll bend over backward to make it right.
- 🔒 Secure Shopping: Shop with peace of mind knowing that your personal information is protected through encrypted and secure checkout.
- Quality Service
- Secure Shopping
- 90-Day Returns
Organic Hoodie Size Chart
We know getting the perfect fit is crucial for your intergalactic style! Our measurements come straight from our trusted suppliers. However, due to the cosmic variance in manufacturing, product measurements may differ by up to 2 inches (5 cm).
Heads up, Earthlings! If you're shopping from the U.S., we recommend ordering a size up since EU sizes tend to run a bit smaller in comparison.
💫 Pro Tip from the Galactic Mall: Measure your favorite sweatshirt at home and compare it with the guide below to ensure stellar comfort!
How to Measure Your Space-Worthy Apparel
💫 A. Length: Start at the collar's highest point (we call it the Highest Point Shoulder), then measure down to the bottom of the shirt to get the full length.
🌌 B. Width: Grab your trusty tape measure and go from seam to seam, just under the sleeves. Measure across the front for that perfect fit and comfort.
FIND YOUR SIZE
| Size Label | Length (inches) | Width (inches) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 25 ⅝ | 19 ¼ |
| S | 26 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| M | 27 ¼ | 21 ¾ |
| L | 27 ⅝ | 22 ¾ |
| XL | 28 | 24 |
| 2XL | 28 ¼ | 25 ¼ |
| 3XL | 28 ¾ | 26 ⅜ |
Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).
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