Stop Staring At My Package Sarcastic Sweatshirt
Stop Staring At My Package Sarcastic Sweatshirt
- Unleash Your Cosmic Wit
- Galactic Humor Meets Comfort
- Versatile Design for Every Occasion
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Unleash Your Cosmic Wit!
Step into a universe of humor and style with our "Stop Staring at My Package" sweatshirt. Perfect for those who love to mix fun with fashion, this piece is crafted for comfort and eco-friendliness. Add to Cart and let your wardrobe shine with cosmic charm!
Galactic Humor Meets Comfort
✓ Ultimate Comfort: Made from 80% organic cotton and 20% recycled polyester for a soft, warm feel.
✓ Eco-Friendly Choice: Embrace sustainability with earth-friendly materials.
✓ Versatile Design: Ideal for casual outings or cozy nights in.
✓ Durable Quality: Features ribbed knit collar and cuffs for a secure fit.
✓ Stand Out: A bold expression of your fun-loving spirit!
SHIPPING & RETURNS
SHIPPING & RETURNS
✨ Your Stop Staring At My Package Sarcastic Sweatshirt takes about 3--5 business days to print and prep.
📦 Shipping Costs
- U.S.: Starts at $5.95 + $1.50 per additional item
- Canada: Starts at $7.95 + $2.00 per additional item
- Worldwide: Starts at $9.95 + $3.00 per additional item
Final cost shown at checkout
🚀 Free Shipping
- U.S. orders over $50 = free shipping
- International orders over $100 = free shipping
🔁 Returns & Exchanges
Didn't vibe with your Stop Staring At My Package Sarcastic Sweatshirt? Return unwashed, unworn items within 90 days for a full refund (minus shipping).
Full return details in our Returns Policy.
BUY WITH CONFIDENCE
BUY WITH CONFIDENCE
Shopping at NuKrypton means you're in good hands... and probably on your way to owning something stellar. 🚀 Here's why you can feel great about picking up a Stop Staring At My Package Sarcastic Sweatshirt from us:
🌟 Quality Guaranteed: Great materials, crafted to impress.
👍 90-Day Returns: Not vibing with it? Send it back, no stress.
⚡ Fast Shipping + Tracking: Quick delivery with real-time updates.
💯 We Make It Right: If it's not perfect, we'll fix it. Fast!
🔒 Secure Checkout: Your info's safe with us, always.
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- Quality Service
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Crewneck Sweatshirt Size Chart
U.S. Size Guide
| Size Label | Length (inches) | Width (inches) | Sleeve Length (inches) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27 | 20 | 23 ½ |
| M | 28 | 21 | 24 |
| L | 29 | 23 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 25 | 24 |
| 2XL | 31 | 26 ½ | 24 |
| 3XL | 32 | 28 | 24 |
Product measurements may vary by up to 2″ (5 cm).
E.U. Size Guide
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 68.6 | 50.8 | 59.7 |
| M | 71 | 53.3 | 61 |
| L | 73.7 | 58.4 | 61 |
| XL | 76.2 | 63.5 | 61 |
| 2XL | 78.7 | 67.3 | 61 |
| 3XL | 81.3 | 71 | 61 |

Unleash Your Cosmic Wit
Step into a universe of humor and style with our "Stop Staring at My Package" sweatshirt, perfect for those who love to mix fun with fashion while staying cozy.

Galactic Humor Meets Comfort
Crafted from 80% organic cotton and 20% recycled polyester, this sweatshirt offers a soft, warm feel while embracing sustainability.
What Real Shoppers Say... Straight from Our Etsy Galaxy!

Versatile Design for Every Occasion
Ideal for casual outings or cozy nights in, this sweatshirt features ribbed knit collar and cuffs for a secure fit, making it a bold expression of your fun-loving spirit.
Still Deciding...
Here's A Few Common Questions & Answers About The Stop Staring At My Package Sarcastic Sweatshirt
What material is the Stop Staring At My Package sweatshirt made from?
The sweatshirt is crafted from 80% organic cotton and 20% recycled polyester, ensuring a soft and warm feel while being eco-friendly.
What sizes are available for this sweatshirt?
The sweatshirt is available in a range of sizes, from Small to 5XL, suitable for various body types.
How should I care for my sweatshirt?
To maintain its quality, machine wash in cold water and tumble dry on low heat.
What is the return policy for this product?
If you are unsatisfied, you can return any unwashed and unworn item for a full refund within 90 days of purchase, excluding shipping charges.
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