✨ Now made with GOTS-certified 100 % organic combed ring-spun cotton! Same iconic crewneck tee, with a planet-friendly upgrade.
Just Arrived! New Drink Wine & Pet My Dog Tshirts
If after a long day, all you want to do is drink wine and pet your dog, these funny t shirts were made for you. Choose your Size and Color, then Click the ADD TO CART button before they're sold out!
▶️ One Part Comfort + One Part Style= The Perfect Ladies Tee
- 100% organic ring spun combed cotton
- Rib-Knit Crew Neck
- Double Needle Sleeves and Hem
▶️ Variety of Colors & Sizes
- Great as Wine Lover Gift for Women
- S - XL / Plus Sizes: 2XL
- See sizing chart under product image for measurements. Measure chest with arms down at sides, around the upper body, under arms and over the fullest part of the chest.
▶️ Keep your Wine Shirts Looking Newer Longer
- In order to preserve the integrity of the design and the shirt, we recommend you Machine Wash your tees in Cold Water and Inside Out. For even longer lasting quality, we recommended Line Dry only.
If you like this funny wine shirts, be sure to check out our other drink wine t shirts
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SHIPPING & RETURNS
NuKrypton are made to order, printed direct to garment on Kornit machines which are the gold standard in the industry. New funny wine shirts typically take about 3-5 business days to process. U.S. orders arrive in 5-7 days on average, depending on USPS and the time of year. International orders are typically delivered in 7-21 days.
When your order ships, we will e-mail you a tracking number (check your spam folder if you don't see it). *During times of high volume, please, allow additional processing time for order printing.
➡️ Standard Shipping
✔ United States: $5.95 for the first item and $0.00 for each additional item
✔ Canada: $7.95 for the first item and $2.00 for each additional item
✔ Worldwide: $9.95 for the first item and $3.00 for each additional item
➡️ Free Shipping
✔ We offer free standard shipping for U.S. orders of $35 or more.
✔ Orders to the rest of the world are free with a purchase of $85 or more.
The minimum purchase amount is calculated after all discounts and coupons are applied.
➡️ Returns
If you need to make a change, contact us as soon as possible. We can make changes within 1 hour of placing an order. After that, we offer returns and exchanges if you made a mistake.
If for any reason you are unsatisfied with your order, you may return any unwashed and unworn item for a full refund less shipping charges within 90 days of purchase. Once your items are inspected by the store, you'll get your refund typically within 48 hours.
For more information...
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Here at NuKrypton, we're just a bunch of goofy nerds designing and sharing funny t shirts women and men will want in their closet. Sometimes we feel like we're from another planet or galaxy. Our sarcasm and off the wall humor, really comes through in our original shirts.
NuKrypton.com started with the goal of creating cool t shirts for guys and gals, made to order, at affordable prices. Since our humble beginnings, we've expanded our product line to include hoodies, tote bags, phone cases and drinkware.
We strive to be like the superheros that inspire our brand, by doing good and giving back.
NuKryptonDotCom donates a percentage of profits from Etsy purchases, to fund charitable projects around the world.
This month, we hope you will join us in supporting WaterAid America and #TeamWater, the global creator-led campaign delivering clean water to communities in need.
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Visit our shop and buy your wine shirts for women with confidence! In addition to providing you with quick turnarounds on your custom order and fast shipping, we offer an unbelievable return policy. On the off chance you don't love your purchase, you can take advantage of our hassle-free 90 day returns.
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I gladly accept returns, exchanges, and cancellations
Just contact me within: 60 days of delivery
Ship items back to me within: 90 days of delivery
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Frequently Asked Questions
When will I receive my order?
Orders typically take about 4-6 business days to create. U.S. orders arrive in 5-7 days on average, depending on USPS and the time of year. International orders are typically delivered in 7-21 days.
When your order ships, we will e-mail you a tracking number (check your spam folder if you don't see it).
*During these difficult times, please, allow additional processing and shipping time for your order.
Can I change my order?
Yes. If you need to make a change, please contact us as soon as possible. We can make changes within 1 hour of placing your order. After that, we offer returns and exchanges if you made a mistake.
What is your return policy?
If for any reason you are unsatisfied with your order, you may return any unwashed and unworn item for a full refund less shipping charges within 90 days of purchase. Once your items are inspected by the store, you'll get your refund typically within 48 hours.
What items are non-refundable?
❌ Items marked as final sale or clearance.
❌ Custom or personalized products and orders.
❌ Free gifts or promotional items with retail value.
❌ Intimate items for health/hygiene reasons. (face masks, bras, etc.)
❌ Original shipping charges except in cases where we have made a shipping error.
❌ Return shipping costs may be deducted from your refund depending on the reason of return.